For most of us, the idea of chugging down our mate’s semen is a total nightmare. Personally, I’d say you’re better off not swallowing pride or theirs. But then people are into weird things nowadays.
Also, when you’re scared of getting the flu, you just have a jab or carry round hand sanitiser, right?
Well, Tracy Kiss isn’t your average influencer. She’s come to the conclusion that drinking ejaculation smoothies keeps her fit and healthy. To be fair, she’s in incredible shape so maybe she has cracked a secret that we weren’t blissfully aware of.
She works as a personal trainer, but is a vegan and apparently sperm doesn’t count – there you go vegans. It’s all good LADs. Crack on.
She told The Sun: “I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved.
“It can taste really good – depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”
Her friend brings over a container of his discharge around three times a week. Tracy continued: “I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check.
“When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself.
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“But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!”
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She mixes it with fruit, coconut milk, almond milk – all kinds of stuff. Although sometimes she knocks it back straight.
Describing the taste, she said that each batch tastes different…. Yum….
She also uses the semen as a face mask too.
A quick Google shows that each teaspoon of jizzum has about five to seven calories. Well, I would rather have a toblerone.