Begin your New Year with hilarious New Year one-liners and messages 2023. Spread smiles and laughter with funny New Year’s jokes that will make you laugh. These hilarious Happy New Year wishes are ideal for including in your greetings and Happy New Year wishes to friends, relatives, family, and everyone.
New collection of funny New Year resolution Messages and Happy New Year Status in Hindi and English. Funny New Year resolution quotes 2023 and one-line jokes make the best wishes to share.
1) We always anticipate that the New Year will be a year of change….. Except for the calendar, nothing changes on New Year’s…. Remember to update your calendar, my friend.
2) Every New Year’s Eve, I wake up wondering how I got back home.
3). Itihaas gawah hai ki naya saal aaya hai, wo ek saal se zyada nahi tik paya hai!!!
4). New Year ke aane pe jo khush hote hain, wo bhool jaate hain ki biwi aur Jeevan sab pehle jaisa hi hai!!!
One-Liner Jokes for the New Year
5). I promised to give up all of my bad habits for the New Year, but I later realised that the world despises those who give up.
6). My wife has yet to inform me of my New Year’s resolution for the coming year.
7). I hope all of your problems last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
8). I can make it through another holiday season without killing everyone I despise.
Funny New Year’s Eve Jokes
9). It’s New Year’s Eve, which means you only have a few hours to do the things you’ve resolved not to do in the coming year.
10). I intend to make a New Year’s resolution that I will be able to keep: I will not be dieting in the coming year.
11) The best way to avoid having to break any New Year’s resolutions is to not make any!!!
12) This year, my resolution is to make all of my friends gain 10 pounds so that I can look and feel slimmer.
13). May you have all the strength to write “Who’s this” to all the unknown numbers who wish you “Happy New Year”.
14) The best part about New Year’s is that we all know everything will be the same, but we still celebrate it.
15). Khushi manana ajeeb hai kyunki humari zindagi mein se ek saal aur kam ho jata hai.
16). What are your plans for New Year’s Eve? Aapko dekhe hue ek baras beet gaya!!!
17) New Year’s Eve forecast: Mostly inebriated with a high risk of passing out You are very wise if you do not make a New Year’s resolution!!!