On Wednesday, Justice Mahesh Kumar Sharma, the Rajasthan High Court came out with two statements that continue to remain the most-talked about issues of the day. He asked to declare cows the national animal of the country and give them the status of a legal entity. He also sought life imprisonment to people who kill cows.
“There is no substitute for cow milk. We live on it. A cow is useful even after the death. We need its urine for medicinal purposes. Its bones are useful even for tantric purposes. These suggestions that I have made are from my soul,” said Justice Sharma.
However, later in the day, he said that peacock happens to be the national animal of India, as it is ‘celibate’.
“Peacock is a Bramhachari and it does not have sex with a peahen. The peahen gets pregnant drinking the tears of the peacock. Even lord Krishna carried the feather of a peacock on his head”, Justice Shrama said.
His statement has been trolled widely on Twitter and other social media sites. Some people are responding hilariously to it, while some seem to criticise the statement deeply.
Here are a series of tweets that people posted after the statement came out.
The peacock is India’s national sex symbol now. And one swallow does not enough children make. ?
— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) June 1, 2017
Peacock: I love walking in the rain, because then nobody can see me having sex.
— आदर्श बालक (@khurafatijaat) May 31, 2017
The truth of peacock mating is all over youtube !!
I don’t know who is more embarrassing – the peacock in action or the ‘learned’ judge! https://t.co/kDDVNW591t
— Dr. S.Y. Quraishi (@DrSYQuraishi) May 31, 2017
— T S Sudhir (@Iamtssudhir) May 31, 2017
Cow intakes oxygen, emits oxygen. Peacock is a brahmachari. Some wise words from Judge saab. Must correct our textbooks ASAP. https://t.co/XHmR1iFqEX
— Priyanka Chaturvedi (@priyankac19) May 31, 2017
Peacock writing to Sexpert column in Mumbai Mirror (of peacocks)
“I cry easily, how do i control it? “??
— Cherry Dimple (@shailimore) June 1, 2017
Peacock: *Plays Channa mereya sad version*
Peahen: Me tumhare bacche ki ma ban ne wali hun
— Akshay Jain (@AkshayKatariyaa) June 1, 2017
Peacock: Baby lets have some fun tonight.
Peahen: yeah?*switches hard core porn*
Peacock: *starts crying* kitna emotional scene hain yeh.
— Shahzeb⛔ (@Mr_ascetic) June 1, 2017
Peahen: *brings an Onion*
Peacock: ooooohh, someone’s feeling kinky tonight.
— Dhinchak Sheikh (@Life0fHigh) June 1, 2017
So many things are getting clear now – I was misinterpreting the meaning of the song “Morani baga ma bole aadhi raat ma..” #peacock
— Shantanu Kulkarni (@shantanu_vk) June 1, 2017